#13. . That person you just met isn’t interested in your blog.

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The automatic email response I WISH I had the nerve to use all the time

Sample correspondence between me and my parents.

What is yr liberal arts degree good for?

The New Rules of Adulthood #6. If you really like a band, whose music you listen to for free, buy their album. If no one does, they’ll go away.

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Rule #5. Hang out with old people.

#2. If you’re at an upscale mixology bar, don’t order a drink in a martini glass when you don’t have a spot at the bar.

There’s nothing cool about spilling an $11 cocktail all over yourself.  

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